WHEN SOMEONE SAYS “YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!” BITCH, I KNOW.


WHEN THE UNITED STATES ISN’T FIRST IN THE DROP-DOWN LIST OF COUNTRIES.


WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR NAMES ON FACEBOOK SUCH THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THEY ARE.


WHEN PEOPLE WITH NOISY SHOES WALK BEHIND YOU.


WHEN YOU DELIBERATELY DON’T CHECK YOUR PHONE FOR A LONG TIME BUT STILL DON’T GET ANY TEXTS.


WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR LONGER BECAUSE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU IS. 


WHEN REBECCA BLACK IS SOMEHOW STILL CONSIDERED RELEVANT.

WHY HASN´T SHE DISAPPEARED INTO ANONYMITY?


WHEN PEOPLE SHUFFLE THEIR FEET AS THEY WALK.


WHEN SOMEONE STARTS AN ESSAY WITH A QUOTE OR A DEFINITION.

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WHEN RAPPERS ENTIRELY DISREGARD PROPER SPELLING.

REALLY T-PAIN? BOOTY “WURK”? NO. NO.